"Jesus won't cut you off before you're through
    With him you won't never get a crossed line,
    And when your bill comes it'll all be properly itemised
    He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life.

    The phone line to the saviour's always free of interference
    He's in at any hour, day or night
    And when you call J-E-S-U-S you always call toll-free
    He's the telephone repairman on the switchboard of my life."

        -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)